Oh, to be 5 again: Week 8

Jeff*: I’m not going to be here when everybody is bad and gets clips on their name tags.
Erc: Oh? Well, I don’t think that everyone will be bad.
Jeff: Well, I’m going to be in Texas.
Erc: Texas?
Jeff: Yeah, I go there a lot to visit my good friend George Strait.
Erc: Really.
Jeff: Yeah. You wanna know something funny? Whenever I am there visiting my good friend George Strait people always ask for my autograph!

*Not the child’s real name. Also, it should probably be mentioned that this particular child makes things up regularly, so Erc was aware of the falseness from the beginning. This was one of the most “out-there” stories told to date.